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In downtown Silver Spring MD, about ten turkeys were spotted. These turkeys were a result of a top secret growth hormone experiment by two graduate students from the University of Maryland, named Bill Ding and Turk He. The students were working on this project in the school lab to try to make bigger turkeys, for more meat, for more money. To top it all of there was a GIANT MUTANT TURKEY that escaped as well.
These mutant turkeys are not dangerous, but super dangerous. They stand on 2 legs and have human like hands. The normal turkeys have 12 to 14 inch razor sharp claws. One was clocked running over 60mph. So approach with caution, actually don’t approach at all. If you see one please call the Giant Turkey Hotline at 1-800-Big Turkey. Also,travel in mobs,they kill people while they are alone.